MY BOOKS

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

“The author of modern YA classics like A Monster Calls and the Chaos Walking trilogy turns his hand to madcap middle grade fiction with the hilarious story of three hall monitors charged with protecting their school from all manner of zany threats.” – Waterstones

When Zeke and his friends become Hall Monitors, they have no idea what they’re in for. Especially when Pelicarnassus – school bully and wannabe supervillain – develops a grudge that gets wildly out of hand…

Can they save their school – and maybe the world – from being destroyed by a megalomaniac pelican?

Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody is a hilarious new school comedy from the multi-award-winning author Patrick Ness and illustrator Tim Miller.